Anonymous:  Good morning babushka. Hope this puts a smile on your face. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Youre dumb

Anonymous:  Good night Amalia. Roads are slippery during AND after the rain. Specially when it hasn't rained in a while 😉 I'm pretty sure u know who i is lol. -kitty faceplant

I do know

Anonymous:  Goodmorning chula. Roads are extremely slippery be careful when driving

Luckily, it stopped raining. Thanks for the heads up.

" Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil "
" Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love. "
" You may not see it today or tomorrow, but you will look back in a few years and be absolutely perplexed and awed by how every little thing added up and brought you somewhere wonderful - or where you always wanted to be. You will be grateful that things didn’t work out the way you once wanted them to. "
" If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre. "
" My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping. "
" nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already. "


10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

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